A intro post of sorts… 

• This is me
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• This is my backyard
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• This is my hamster Bones
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• I’m currently obsessed with this human disaster and his lady love
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• Adam Scott is hot and I sometimes get the urge to make out with him or maybe just ruffle his hair a lot
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• I mean come on look at him
• This is my baby sister and I 17 years ago
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• That was the day my dreams of becoming a famous makeup artist crashed and burned
• No I don’t know Sarah Palin
• And I hope I never do
• This is my boyfriend
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• He’s sweet
• I’m a second grade teacher
• TV is my lover
• Sometimes I have sordid affairs with movies
• But shh don’t tell TV that
• Thanks for following me
• I love you