Downton Abbey + Patton Oswalt + Craig Ferguson = Favourite Twitter Conversation of the Day
UPDATED: Added Craig and Patton’s cosplay and flash mob responses!
![I know nothing about what you’re talking about [Harry Potter], but let me just say this: I’d like to think I was Gryffindor, but I’m probably a Slytherin, although when I found out Cedric Diggory was Hufflepuff I was like hmm. So I don’t know. Also, after what happens at the end of Goblet of Fire I think being a Hufflepuff would be too sad. And then, if you want to be a Ravenclaw - pfft, yeah…IT’ S COMING OUT IN THREE DAYS, GAHHH!”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo9eojkST81qbtsvoo1_500.gif)
I know nothing about what you’re talking about [Harry Potter], but let me just say this: I’d like to think I was Gryffindor, but I’m probably a Slytherin, although when I found out Cedric Diggory was Hufflepuff I was like hmm. So I don’t know. Also, after what happens at the end of Goblet of Fire I think being a Hufflepuff would be too sad. And then, if you want to be a Ravenclaw - pfft, yeah…IT’ S COMING OUT IN THREE DAYS, GAHHH!”
Let go of your computer, man. Stop having a computer. maybe go back int he old ways. Communicate by owl, like they do in Harry Potter. You try hacking into an owl, they’ll pick your f@#$%ing fingers off.
Joel: Have you been on Oprah?
Craig: No, have you?
Joel: Well, not the show
![Craig: You know, um, your creator of [Bones] -Emily: Hart Hanson -Craig: Hart Hanson, yeahEmily: He loves you. He wanted to come today. I got to introduce you. You hadn’t met before, have you? Craig: No, no. I met him at that party. I’d make out with him.Emily: He has a guy crush on you so maybe there’s something-Craig: I’d flat out make out with him. - If he wasn’t a dude.Emily: If he wasn’t a dude…if we’d just put some breast on him.Craig: No - Emily: Slap a couple breast on him -Craig: No, no, no. I need some - Emily: Put a wet t-shirt on him and some breast on -Craig: - And if he makes me laugh then i’ll…..which actually - Emily: he might make you laugh.Craig: If he put on a wet t-shirt and false breast, he might make me laugh.Emily: He probably would.Craig: Just the kind of thing that tickles my fancy.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfbez2tkeI1qzht58o1_500.png)
Craig: You know, um, your creator of [Bones] -
Emily: Hart Hanson -
Craig: Hart Hanson, yeah
Emily: He loves you. He wanted to come today. I got to introduce you. You hadn’t met before, have you?
Craig: No, no. I met him at that party. I’d make out with him.
Emily: He has a guy crush on you so maybe there’s something-
Craig: I’d flat out make out with him. - If he wasn’t a dude.
Emily: If he wasn’t a dude…if we’d just put some breast on him.
Craig: No -
Emily: Slap a couple breast on him -
Craig: No, no, no. I need some -
Emily: Put a wet t-shirt on him and some breast on -
Craig: - And if he makes me laugh then i’ll…..which actually -
Emily: he might make you laugh.
Craig: If he put on a wet t-shirt and false breast, he might make me laugh.
Emily: He probably would.
Craig: Just the kind of thing that tickles my fancy.
Craig: I like Doctor Who. The only thing that could make Doctor Who better is if it was on CBS (eyeroll), but then he would be an old ginger dude that finds stains everywhere.
