all of your wallowing
is unbecoming

© everlark

#i just #i #i just want to slam you up against a wall and do things to you that are not legal in many states #ppl: chris evans


My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

#i just #i can't #i #i #no air #send help #no #no #no

“Oh…what is this a drawing of, Jessica?” I asked one of my second grade students.
“My manatee friend!” she replied, smiling.
“Ahh, yes, lovely! And what is your manatee friend’s name?”
“Big Peter! But he prefers Big Pete.”

“Oh…what is this a drawing of, Jessica?” I asked one of my second grade students.

“My manatee friend!” she replied, smiling.

“Ahh, yes, lovely! And what is your manatee friend’s name?”

“Big Peter! But he prefers Big Pete.”

#i #i just #this was the actual conversation #i should be awarded the nobel peace prize for not laughing at something because good lord i broke something trying not to laugh

#i just #this blog #and these shows #everything #too much #tv: downton abbey #tv: parks and rec (3)

#i just #i love your face so fucking much #how does it work #tv: parks and rec (3)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

“Excuse Me, Roday (Jacket On, Jacket Off)” - Dulé Hill & James Roday

#i just #all i want in life is a friendship as spectacular as theirs #that's all i want #ppl: dule hill #ppl: james roday

Pawnee Rangers, 04x04

#i just #i #the tears #and #i #pain #so much #just #so much pain #heart pains #tv: parks and rec (3) #ships: ben and leslie (2)

#YOU GOOFBALL #i just #i can't handle this show #tv: parks and rec (2)

ahandsomeshark:

OF COURSE I WANT YOU

 and i’m all ‘lavinia, i feel bad for you, i do, and i’ma let you finish, but mary and matthew are the greatest otp of all time.

#i just #i just want to smack you both so hard #so hard that you fly back in time #and get over your shit and get married and have lots of sex and babies #tv: downton abbey #ships: matthew and mary

#you guys why do i like pitch black/chronicles of riddick so much #it makes no sense to me #i just #i love those movies a lot #and i ship riddick/kyra SO MUCH #ugh #guilty pleasure movies

#i want paul rudd to star on parks #i want paul rudd to star on parks and get drunk with adam scott and then have a dance off and the winner gets to make out with me #so does the loser #idk #i just #this has short-circuited my brain #ppl: adam scott #ppl: paul rudd

thebeautyofsolitude:

~ Emma Watson by J. Welters for ELLE FRANCE (October 2011)

thebeautyofsolitude:

~ Emma Watson by J. Welters for ELLE FRANCE (October 2011)

#i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just #i just hate you so much #ppl: emma watson

WHAT THE 

#THE DASH IS SO RIDICULOUS NOW #WHAT DID I WAKE UP TO #WHAT'S HAPPENING #THIS IS #WHAT #I JUST #NO #EWW #thank goodness there's a new adam scott video to watch otherwise i'd be flying to tumblr headquarters to stab some balls with a pitchfork

#FUCK THIS FUCKING SCENE #everything about it #i just #what #can i #movies: penelope

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

virginiachance:

Catherine Tate and David Tennant sing their way through the track listing for John Barrowman’s album, Music Music Music

imageimageimage

image

#they are my favorite people #they just are #i just #they're #fasjdhfu #ppl: catherine tate #ppl: david tennant